Unfilth Your Habitat App Reviews

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Deceptive, Crude, Boring, and Drab

This app seemed like a good idea. But unless you like using apps that look like Grandmas sewing room, (assuming Grandma LOVED pale color schemes of eggshell white and light gray), then this app isnt for you. Its hard to fathom how - in a world filled with color - this app prefers looking like an office from 1981 designed by someone who got their inspiration from industrial wallpaper catalogues. But, wait! Theres even more to hate! Because, in addition to the sheer boredom of the design are the deceptive business practices of the Developer! Thats right, kiddies... The screen shots shown in The App Store give no hint of the Junior High-level profanity that permeates every single screen of this app. Unless youre a Mom who loves talking like a drunken sailor around your children, then you wont want to be continually hiding this app, or fielding questions such as, "How come your iPad has dirty words all over it?" Its as if this Developer is a 12 year old boy who takes such delight in using the F-Word every time an adult leaves the room. Because youll hear it again... And again.... And again... And again... (The splash screen alone has the F-Word no less than 5 times... In case you missed it the first four times.) Its like, "Alright, kid.... We get it! You think youre really naughty. Now how about shutting your filthy pie hole so we can get some work done?" And thats where this app fails completely: Its not really designed to help you get anything done. Instead, its a vanity project for whoever is managing to sucker people 99 cents at a time. Dont waste your money on this worthless piece of code. The fact that its supposedly "updated for iOS 7", and yet, it looks virtually identical to the PREVIOUS drab and boring version, tells you all you need to know about how little this Developer cares about their own product. Youd be better off setting the timer on your stove and cleaning your hall closet for 15 minutes, than plunking down a dollar for this snooze-fest of an app. Because the drabness alone might put you to sleep.

Brilliant, simple, motivating.

All three people in my house have purchased this app. We use it almost daily. Personally, I adore everything about it: the random motivators are great for getting un-stuck with house stuff, even when everything else is daunting. I love how you can fine tune how big of a task youre up to, and I love that the custom lists have the same kinds of scaling - plus that built in timer. It even cooperates with having pandora running to keep my spirits up while I work. This is one productivity app that does EXACTLY what it ought to: support you, and then get out of the way. Worth every penny and then some.

This app has changed our lives!

Im not kidding. I use it weekly to help keep the clutter at bay and get some serious cleaning done. Best part is the chores take 20min or less! Each weekend each family member gets a random unf#^*€g task. I love this app - my kids maybe not so much but they like the variety and that the chores dont take long :)

Gives hope that I might actually be a clean person!

This app is awesome! I love how it gives small tasks one at a time, so that way you don’t feel overburdened by a huge to-do list. I also like how it already has the tasks created, so that way you don’t have to waste time writing down everything you need to do and can just get right down to it. As someone with severe adhd, this app is a lifesaver and has helped me stay much more organized.

Perfection in app form

Tell me did you ever see An app as lovely as ufyheeee? Seriously - this app changed my life. Thank you.

Love

Love this app. It gives me the no nonsense kick in the butt I need. It does cuss, but its to motivate not to insult. Only two things I think would make this even more ahhhhmazing. The first suggestion would be to have the unfilth your morning list already imputed into the app that you can turn on or off. And if thats not possible then making my unfilth list remind me every day instead of having to reset it every night. Unless Im a moron and dont know how to do that. I need something that will chirp at me to do something just because I do zone out very easily. Anyway, a definite addition and helpful tool to add to your "cleaning caddy!"

Better than an episode of Hoarders

LOVE this app. Motivation, drill sergeant, and humor all rolled into one. Love all the features and that I can customize based on my needs. Its like having the cleanup crew from Hoarders without the embarrassment. Thank you for making this!

The most productive app I own

Seriously, my room, closet, computer room and bathroom has NEVER been this clean for this long. Simple for anyone to use. The motivation and timer is literally life changing. The website is also an invaluable treasure trove of success stories and before ad after shots of success using UFYH. If youre offended by profanity and let it get in the way of you organizing the MESS out of your life, then where are your priorities? UFYH gets stuff done. And they do it well so get over it and download this so you can clean up your whole freaking life.

Awesome app

If you need a kick in the pants to get off your butt and start tidying your habitat, this app is for you. Think Flylady with a whip and black leather boots. Rowr!!

Profanity laced app

This app is laced with profanity and inappropriate for anyone to use. Completely bogus. Do not buy.

I am so in love! An idea though

This app is absolutely amazing. Me and my boyfriend do the 5 min ones on commercial breaks. But can we have a feature where you can create your own random unfunks? It would be awesome to be able to customize that to fit your home. Then I can be sitting there and choose a 5 min random that says "pick up all the beer cans you lazy butthead" (or something more explicit to get me off my butt) that would be pretty cool :) :) love it :)

Love love love!

I love UFYH. The app is a great supplement. It is a little glitchy, crashes after a 10 minute timer on my 4s but I can live with that. I do wish the checklists on the blog were on the app. That would be the piece de resistance!

Great idea, still more bugs to work out

Ive just gotten this iPad app, first look: a bunch of text is not readable. Under the challenges, the rolling room picker blocks text and when I tried to make my list to unfilth, I cant scroll down to pick what room its in or finish anything else on the form.

I am verging on a clean house for the first time in my adult life. Tried lots of cleaning apps, this one is the best.

Helpful and irreverent

Excellent features, very customizable. Respects your time and energy with varying random challenges and by building in breaks. I like when it yells at me AND gives me gold stars. :)

I actually enjoy this very much

I actually enjoy this very much, the tasks are always things I have been meaning to do, and my teenagers often open it and choose a random challenge. I downloaded it cause it was funny but seriously not bad at all

No iphone 6 support

App looks blown up and pixelated.

looks promising, but...

...are there instructions for this thing somewhere? I just downloaded it based on its name and the strength of the reviews its getting, and Im presented with a bunch of options but I dont feel like I have any clue as to how to use them. I dont know if theres a recommended approach, a best order to do things in, if theres a reason one duration of cleaning time is more effective than another...theres no structure that I can identify. and if theres anything I already lack enough of in my life, its structure (thats a big factor in how I got into this mess in the first place).

Unexpected

My fault for buying the app before fully reading the description. I wasnt expecting the profanity. I cant use this app because I have young children who frequently access my phone. Why cant the language be cleaner? The profanity isnt helpful.

I love it but...

This app is super helpful but if I make my own challenges, the timer doesnt work.

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